- Oh my god…I feel it in mah brain.
- Grundy, VA ('nuff said)
- Got Teeth?
- Hey sanger come here boy, cain't you get your copy man to set up somewheres else?
- Someone that shall remain nameless, for the moment, getting caught taking a wizz in the phone booth in the hotel lobby.
- Firecrackers flying into the second floor window at the Camellia in Columbus, GA, and exploding beside a very unsuspecting drummer relaxing and playing his telecaster on the couch.
- Camellia…firecrackers…guitar case…door…Mason running in fear and locking himself in the bedroom…later discovered cowering in the closet…
- …it wasn't Mason...it was really Lunch.
- "Who duct taped my spare sticks to the bass drum?"
- The Gnat: "Them earphones sure do look good."
The Gnat: "Can I try them earphones?"
The Gnat: "Man, I sure would like to try them earphones."
The Gnat: "I bet them earphones sound real good."
The Gnat: "Can I try them earphones?"
(rapid fire insect)
- Ramrod and his wife, and their collection of 'classic' films.
- Steve: "We've got some Clash for you!"
Band: "No, we don't."
- Steve: "We've got some Eagles for you!"
Band: "No, we don't."
- Steve: "We've got a date at Chateau Madrid in three weeks."
Band: "No, we don't."
- Miss Rudolph.
- "Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." 15 minutes later: "Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." 15 minutes after THAT: "Do we have enough flash powder? Do we have enough gunpowder? Have we gotten the bass bins fixed yet? We need to get a couple of bulbs." Any wonder we called him WW?
- "Okay, Carmine, the band is playing now. Stop dancing and turn up the faders."
- Bob jumping up on a chair in an attempt to look cool and busting his butt.
- "Did you you see that? I meant to do that. Wasn't that cool, man?"
"Yeah. Those girls laughing at the first table thought it was cool, too."
- Mexicali Rose.
- Don Non singing "Strutter." (Makes us shudder just to think about it.)
- Somebody's underwear on the lamp in the motel room.
- An odd odor fills the motel room…and the adjoining room.
- No town can ruin a McDonald's like Myrtle Beach.
- Is there a Waffle House in NC/SC/VA that we didn't eat at?
Didn't think so. Want to know which are the best?
- We've got to stop in Statesville to get some of that homemade chili. Mmm, mmm, good!
- Duff's Smorgasbord. Be very afraid.
- Note left on the TV: "I have went. I stold yur wiskee."
- Question: "Are youse de guys wid de credit cod?"
Answer: "Say whut? Are yew speakin' Anglish?"
- Hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts and coffee in Winston-Salem at 3:00 a.m.
- Bob: "Man, it's hot in here."
Sean: "Take off your leather jacket."
Bob: "Would the Fonz take his off?"
- Bud…breakfast of champions.
- Somebody in the crowd: "Free Bird!"
Steve: "Here you go…<point favorite single finger up>…no charge."
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- Never fill a dark container with water to drink.
Always use a clear one so you can see what's in it.
- What? Your shampoo isn't as foamy as it use to be?
- Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in Myrtle Beach.
- Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in Atlanta.
- Ben-Gay in the underwear makes an interesting situation for Steve in…you get the picture.
- "Come on, man. Aren't you my buddy? Knock me out, man."
- "Pancakes! I've got to have some pancakes!"
- Driving the Pennsylvania Turnpike before stumbling into the motel at 6:00 a.m. This road has more craters than the moon.
- "I'm too young to feel this bad."
- Never put your mouth on the microphone. You don't want to know where the windscreen has been.
- Whirlybird!
- "Okay, Steve, my parents are in the club tonight. Please don't grab yourself or say 'f**k'."
Steve, while grabbing himself: "Hey all you m*****f*****s! Are you ready to f*****g rock?"
- "IS KELLY CRAVEN THERE?!?" (usually heard on the phone around 6:00 a.m. after just getting home and to sleep)
- "Megabucksh. We're going to make megabucksh, boysh!"
- Mass quantities of PJ in Statesboro, GA, then going to see Choice.
- "I want my daddy's records."
- Hmm, yellow pars and rain lights for 3 songs. Must be beer time.
- "Hey, Ronnie! Think you used enough flash powder?"
- Jack Daniels and Gatorade.
- Johnny Morton: "Hey, Sean. You guys sounded great at that after hours bar last night. I couldn't get you to come up in the mix, though."
Sean: "Um, Johnny, I went home to Charlotte last night."
- The After Deck. Site of an epic battle between yuppie scum and a few of the boys. "But, Muffy, that long-haired person disparaged my khaki shorts and Docksiders!" Not to be confused with The After Dark, another after-hours bar in the Myrtle Beach area. Site of an epic battle between wine and chunks, which are most definitely not to be confused with wine and cheese.
- Q: "Hey, man, are you okay?"
A: "Mxpsow soiwer aoinr sorj!"
- "Arf! Arf! Arf! Heineken!"
- "Oh, (insert unnamed band member name here), you're all man!"
- "Good heavens, do we have to watch M*A*S*H again???"
- 2 words: Pig Night!
- "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" at Bryan David's with a guest singer. ("…far away…")
- Two or three cases of free "Billy" beer given to us by a club owner in Fayetteville who couldn't get rid of the stuff. We drank it all. Who knew that several years later you could sell it for a small fortune? (That proves we'd drink anything. phoo)
- The Braves' games replayed on WTBS in the wee hours of the morning. Thanks, Ted! (still miss them)
- Gatorade and Goodies…breakfast of champions.
- Brother Gold on WTBS in the wee hours of the morning with Bill Tush and Tina Seldin. "I want some HOT STUFF, baby, this evening!", indeed.
- Bubble machines and balloons. (true rock-n-roll stage effects…right)
- Mason: "Just get up there and dance. Nobody'll notice that you're not really playing." …and, they didn't
- Twelve beer and two hefty bag handicap.
- December 8, 1980. Rest in peace, John. We miss you.
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